Nothing demonstrates the military manufacturing capabilities of Uber Corp International better than its gigantic weaponized hardware platforms, each customized to familiar monstrous configurations. According to Uber Corp’s marketing division, Cyber Khan is a towering testament of human ingenuity and know-how every bit as terrifying and twice as energy efficient as Terra Khan, the creature that inspired its design. Uber Corp spokespeople reject the complaints of critics who call them “destroyers.” They insist the company is only interested in destroying those who threaten their aggressive but lawful capitalistic hegemony earned through innovation in affordable but overwhelming firepower.