A wealthy, but horrible, goblin has asked for your hand in marriage! How do you react? Would you react differently if you were playing a chaotic good character? What about lawful evil?

Kiss the Goblin is a party game where you describe how you would react to outrageous situations while trying to communicate a secret alignment.

For example: What kind of toppings does a choatic evil person like on on their pizza?

You might answer “broken glass & anchovies” but the possibilities are endless!